Best Joke Competition

**shadenights** · 27th October 2007, 01:48 PM

BEST JOKE COMPETITION

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night

and

he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies,

he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied,

"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour,

it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,

"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies,

"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

This particular joke won an award for the best joke

in a competition organized in Britain

and

this joke was sent by an INDIAN ... !!!

**drunk_tiger** · 27th October 2007, 04:32 PM

yeah dear this jokes deserves wat it got
gereat one

**shadenights** · 27th October 2007, 04:48 PM

thanks sunny

**drunk_tiger** · 27th October 2007, 05:56 PM

welcome

**Maksa** · 30th October 2007, 07:47 PM

lol really good joke

**shadenights** · 31st October 2007, 10:36 AM

thanks mayur

27th October 2007, 01:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,543	Best Joke Competition BEST JOKE COMPETITION A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an INDIAN ... !!! __________________

27th October 2007, 04:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,354	Re: Best Joke Competition yeah dear this jokes deserves wat it got gereat one __________________

27th October 2007, 04:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,543	Re: Best Joke Competition thanks sunny __________________

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drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,354	Re: Best Joke Competition welcome __________________

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Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	Re: Best Joke Competition lol really good joke __________________

31st October 2007, 10:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,543	Re: Best Joke Competition thanks mayur __________________

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