Help desk realities ! ! !

**shadenights** · 7th November 2007, 11:58 AM

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO
MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK:

1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the
Open Desktop."

Customer "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a
pop-up menu?"

Customer "No."

Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have
done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I
wrote 'click'."

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --

2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent,
but I am still getting the same error message."

Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get
it to work?"

Matera the Mad · 8th November 2007, 07:55 AM

nnngghhhh...yeh

**drunk_tiger** · 16th November 2007, 01:57 PM

hahahahahahahahd

7th November 2007, 11:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,543	Help desk realities ! ! ! PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK: 1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" __________________

8th November 2007, 07:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Matera the Mad Maksa's Grany Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer Posts: 256	Re: Help desk realities ! ! ! nnngghhhh...yeh

16th November 2007, 01:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,354	Re: Help desk realities ! ! ! hahahahahahahahd __________________

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