Dt'S collection of jokes

**drunk_tiger** · 14th January 2008, 03:38 PM

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem

What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Becase he was a party pooper

**drunk_tiger** · 14th January 2008, 03:40 PM

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Matera the Mad · 17th January 2008, 10:11 AM

What's the difference between a politician and a balloon?

A balloon holds a limited amount of hot air.

**drunk_tiger** · 17th January 2008, 02:04 PM

haha matera that a good one too

**shadenights** · 7th May 2008, 03:24 PM

Too good collection sunny +Stars for u

**drunk_tiger** · 7th May 2008, 03:37 PM

thanks shade nd ongrates for u 5000 posstsss.

14th January 2008, 03:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,354	Dt'S collection of jokes Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem What is defference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party? Becase he was a party pooper __________________

14th January 2008, 03:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,354	Re: Dt'S collection of jokes How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head. What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? The bucket. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night. __________________

17th January 2008, 10:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
Matera the Mad Maksa's Grany Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer Posts: 256	Re: Dt'S collection of jokes What's the difference between a politician and a balloon? A balloon holds a limited amount of hot air.

17th January 2008, 02:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,354	Re: Dt'S collection of jokes haha matera that a good one too __________________

7th May 2008, 03:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,543	Re: Dt'S collection of jokes Too good collection sunny +Stars for u __________________

7th May 2008, 03:37 PM	#6 (permalink)
drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,354	Re: Dt'S collection of jokes thanks shade nd ongrates for u 5000 posstsss. __________________

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