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Old 8th February 2008, 11:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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LOVE & MARRIAGE

Love is holding hands in the street
Marriage is holding arguments in the street

Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant
Marriage is a take home packet

Love is cuddling on a sofa,
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa

Love is talking about having children,
Marriage is talking abt getting away from children

Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early

Love is losing your appetite
Marriage is losing your figure

Love is sweet nothing in the ear
Marraige is sweet nothing in the bank

TV has no place in love
Marriage is a fight for Remote Control

Love is ONE drink and TWO straws,
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

Conclusion:

"Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!!!"
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