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~Funny Quotes for Marriage~

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.


When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener! Unknown


The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?''



Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."



I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.


When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him


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Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.


Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law


Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner


Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred


Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.


A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.—

My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.

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