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6th March 2008, 11:12 AM
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| Super Moderator  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me
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  |  Nice one.... Try reading, keep on laughing !! These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH. our class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america..".. ..lol... ************ ********* ********* ********* **** "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." ************ ********* ********* ********* **** dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... ************ ********* ********* ********* **** it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) ************ ********* ********* ********* **** teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!! ************ ********* ********* ********* **** "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** "half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"...... ************ ********* ********* ********* **** My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board ************ ********* ********* ********* **** "will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** our chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father ************ ********* ********* ********* **** "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" ************ ********* ********* ********* **** our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code.. "i understand. u understand.computer how understand?? ************ ********* ********* ********* ****
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12th March 2008, 11:23 AM
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| Maksa's Grany  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer
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| Re: Nice one.... Try reading, keep on laughing !! "i understand. u understand.computer how understand?? LOL! I will think of that line now every time I try to explain to somebody how to tell a computer something. |
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9th May 2008, 05:51 AM
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| Respected Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UNITED KINGDOM
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| Re: Nice one.... Try reading, keep on laughing !! NICE ONE! "One nice thing about putting the thing away for a couple of months before looking at it is that you start appreciate your own wit.” |
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