Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk in office

am_alive · 23rd March 2008, 03:06 AM

The longer you're part of the corporate work force, the more humorous this area becomes.

Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."

"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broken..."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

" ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

**shadenights** · 24th March 2008, 12:36 PM

lolZzzzzzzzzzzzz

Matera the Mad · 25th March 2008, 09:28 AM

I only do a facial PLOKTA at home, the good lines are wasted here. lolz. At work, I'm always too busy teaching someone else how to use the computer

am_alive · 25th March 2008, 10:07 AM

thanks shadenights & matera

23rd March 2008, 03:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
am_alive Friendly Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 322	Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk in office The longer you're part of the corporate work force, the more humorous this area becomes. Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk... "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!" "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress." "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." "The coffee machine is broken..." "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." " ... in Jesus' name. Amen." __________________ You have two hands. One to help yourself, the second to help others.

24th March 2008, 12:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,543	Re: Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk in office lolZzzzzzzzzzzzz __________________

25th March 2008, 09:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
Matera the Mad Maksa's Grany Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer Posts: 256	Re: Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk in office I only do a facial PLOKTA at home, the good lines are wasted here. lolz. At work, I'm always too busy teaching someone else how to use the computer

25th March 2008, 10:07 AM	#4 (permalink)
am_alive Friendly Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 322	Re: Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk in office thanks shadenights & matera __________________ You have two hands. One to help yourself, the second to help others.

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