Software Couple

am_alive · 23rd March 2008, 07:47 PM

Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."

Wife: Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found...

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being
funny ?
Husband: Too many parameters...

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: By Default

Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use...Try after some time.

Wife: What is my value in the family ?
Husband: Unknown Virus.

Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot

Matera the Mad · 25th March 2008, 09:31 AM

Rofl!!!!!!!!!!

am_alive · 25th March 2008, 10:05 AM

thanks

23rd March 2008, 07:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
am_alive Friendly Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 322	Software Couple Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife: Have you brought the grocery ? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found... Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied... Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ? Husband: Too many parameters... Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife: You are a useless nut. Husband: By Default Wife: What about your Salary? Husband: File in use...Try after some time. Wife: What is my value in the family ? Husband: Unknown Virus. Wife: Who was in the car this morning? Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot __________________ You have two hands. One to help yourself, the second to help others.

25th March 2008, 09:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
Matera the Mad Maksa's Grany Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer Posts: 256	Re: Software Couple Rofl!!!!!!!!!!

25th March 2008, 10:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
am_alive Friendly Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 322	Re: Software Couple thanks __________________ You have two hands. One to help yourself, the second to help others.

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