computer.............

am_not alive · 10th April 2008, 03:11 PM

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each
group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine el computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited
a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Send this to all the women you know...and all the men that do not
have a good sense of humor!

deep@anand · 10th April 2008, 03:28 PM

hehehehehe....................good work...............m not alive

am_not alive · 10th April 2008, 03:30 PM

hey deep cheers yaar............bye take care

Matera the Mad · 11th April 2008, 09:12 AM

Mi computador esta ROFL

(lolz)

am_not alive · 11th April 2008, 12:16 PM

hey matera cheers for ur rply...........

**Maksa** · 11th April 2008, 04:03 PM

ha ha ha

good one lina +reps

am_not alive · 11th April 2008, 04:37 PM

hey mayur cheers yaar.........

10th April 2008, 03:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
am_not alive Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: IN SOMEONES HEART Posts: 23	computer............. A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine el computador"), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won. Send this to all the women you know...and all the men that do not have a good sense of humor!

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deep@anand Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: in heaven..... Posts: 20	Re: computer............. hehehehehe....................good work...............m not alive __________________ Love me or Hate me....M still gonna shine

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am_not alive Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: IN SOMEONES HEART Posts: 23	Re: computer............. hey deep cheers yaar............bye take care

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Matera the Mad Maksa's Grany Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer Posts: 256	Re: computer............. Mi computador esta ROFL (lolz)

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