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Wait..


Santa and Banta decide to go picnicking one day. When they get there, they realize they`ve forgotten the whisky.

Banta says he go and get it if he promises not to eat the chicken till he gets back.

Now, Santa waits and waits till a whole day goes by, when Santa says to himself: Come on, I`m hungry. He is not going to come back so let me eat the chicken anyway.

Suddenly Banta pops up from behind a tree and says: If you do that, I won`t go !


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Santa losing weight..


The doctor told Santa that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.

At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

What is the problem?“ asked the doctor.

I am 2400 kms from home.“



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Dead or Alive.


Banta and Santa were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Santa leaned over and called out:

“Are you dead or alive, Banta?“

“Alive,“ moaned Banta.

“You are a liar. I donot know whether to believe you or not,“ said Santa

“Then I must be dead,“ said Banta, “because you wouldnot dare call me a liar if I were alive.“