Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

virus · 7th July 2008, 11:41 PM

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you
to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he
ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we
can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the
PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office
hours.

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

Regards,
Banta

abeer · 8th July 2008, 08:43 AM

lolz...i cant stop laughing.....thanks for sharing

**drunk_tiger** · 8th July 2008, 02:37 PM

hahaha this one is great yaar .
thanks for sharing .
+rep for u ...

Matera the Mad · 8th July 2008, 04:09 PM

Rofl

**Maksa** · 23rd July 2008, 12:57 PM

lolz... poor gates that is the reason he took retirement from the work. thanks for sharing

7th July 2008, 11:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
virus Friendly Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 8	Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft? Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting. 3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? 6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? 7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. 9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. Last one to Mr. Bill Gates : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS? Regards, Banta

8th July 2008, 08:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
abeer Friendly Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: hong kong Posts: 514	Re: Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft? lolz...i cant stop laughing.....thanks for sharing

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drunk_tiger WickEd SuNNy Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal Posts: 2,230	Re: Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft? hahaha this one is great yaar . thanks for sharing . +rep for u ... __________________ Q:What is more painful? When a person whom u trust, hurts u? OR The person whom u hurt, still trusts u? Think about that!

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