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8th July 2008, 06:49 AM
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| Friendly Member  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: toronto...canada
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 |  Jokes..!!! An old man tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?" "I'm eighty-four, " answered the old man. "Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?" "My wife is eighty-one. " "My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?" "Next September we will complete sixty-two years." "Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?" "Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough." .................................................. .......................... Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". .................................................. .................... A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is my Kidney. .................................................. .................................. Luv and Saala are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Saala also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!! .................................................. ................................ A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!! .................................................. ......................................
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8th July 2008, 02:30 PM
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| WickEd SuNNy  Join Date: May 2007 Location: nepal
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 |  Re: Jokes..!!! w0ow0ow0ow0wo these are awwsome .. like u .. great one thanks for sharing ....
__________________  When a person whom u trust, hurts u? OR The person whom u hurt, still trusts u? Think about that! |
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