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Old 12th July 2008, 11:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties...

The first man had married a Delhi girl and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home & saw a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a Bangalore girl. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Mangalore. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!!!
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