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| Wronge Email Join Date: Apr 2005
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![]() | DO READ........... J Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother, wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. Letter 1 Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Bobby Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. Letter 2 Dear God, This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend Bobby Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again. Letter 3 Dear God, I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday. Bobby Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter. Letter 4 God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, Bobby Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him. Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.Bobby began to write his letter to God. Letter 5 God, I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE! J |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | lol something from myside coz 2morrow(1st may) is my b'day. Dear God , This is your lovely Mayur ops: . You have spoiled my life last year by giving me a girl friend. I m really fad up with same gal, i want one more gf this time(Ashwariya would be fine for me)....n yes i forget to tell u i also want new car, new bike, new house, n good job with 10000000$ salory P/M. If u really give me this tomorro i'll not kidnap ur momma... Don't forget to send....Send Trough GATI or Some good Curriers...so i'll get it soon... SMS me when u read my mail...Your Faithfully, Mayur.... look how faithful i m with god....
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![]() | HAPPY BITHDAY TO YOU.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MAYUR.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.. WISH YOU MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY.. MAY GOD ALWAYS FULFILL ALL OF YOUR WISHES AND DREAMS INCLUDING THE LETTER WHICH I HAVE RESPONDED ON BEHALF OF HIM; AS HE IS BIT OCCUPIED WITH THE WORK.. AND YA ONE MORE THING.. YOU HAVE ASKED FOR SO MANY THINGS FROM GOD, BUT WITHOUT ANY THING GIVEN FROM YOUR SIDE.. THATS NOT FAIR.. HOW DO YOU GET YOUR DONE IN INDIA..?? SO IS THE SAME PROCEDURE HERE.. RISHVAT KE BAGAIR KUCH NAHI HOTA.. SO ABOVE WERE MY WISHES AND SONG ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.. NOW WHERE IS MY PARTY..??
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