Tarzan

Date: Bon,30 Feb 3001 12:00

Vahe Guru,
I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so
we moved 20 miles.
I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who
stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house
so they wouldn t have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be
able to take our earlier address Plate here, so that our address will remain
same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine,situated
right above the commode. I m not sure it works too well.
Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and havent seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The
first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too
heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and
put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass
at the cemetery.
By the way, I took bahu to our club's poolside.The manager is badmash. He told
her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused
as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it
is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull
himout, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he
burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying
to fulfil his fathers last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the
sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave
for his father. There isn't much more news this time.
Nothing much has happened.

Love
Mom.

P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

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