Good Jokes

**Maksa** · 8th May 2005, 11:59 PM

Teacher : What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Sardar: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O.

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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.

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How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!

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Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.

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BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.
Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

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BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

Chakuda · 11th May 2005, 10:07 PM

Accha hai.. Accha hai..
Ab thode meri aur se sunna..

**Maksa** · 16th May 2005, 07:38 PM

yes man post from ur side also...

Chakuda · 16th May 2005, 10:17 PM

A Maksa.. Tere ko bahut jaldi hai..!!

Paste to karne de..!!

**Maksa** · 17th May 2005, 04:49 AM

still waiting

8th May 2005, 11:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	Good Jokes Teacher : What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: wht r u talking abt? Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They're there for those who don't drink. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways?? He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta singh: Post office. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR. Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure. Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON. Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! __________________

11th May 2005, 10:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
Chakuda Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 340	Good Jokes Accha hai.. Accha hai.. Ab thode meri aur se sunna.. __________________ Chakuda.. :wink: Only For Chakudi.. :wink:

16th May 2005, 07:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	Good Jokes yes man post from ur side also... __________________

16th May 2005, 10:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
Chakuda Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 340	Good Jokes A Maksa.. Tere ko bahut jaldi hai..!! Paste to karne de..!! __________________ Chakuda.. :wink: Only For Chakudi.. :wink:

17th May 2005, 04:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	Good Jokes still waiting __________________

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