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1) A couple drove down a country road for several

miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them

wanted to concede their position. As they passed a

barnyard of mules,

goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

"Relatives of yours?"

Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."



2) A husband read an article to his wife about how

many words women use a

day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied,

"The reason has to be

because we have to repeat everything to men...

The h! usband then turned to his wife and asked,

"What?"



3) A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how

you can be so stupid

and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife

responded, "Allow me to

explain. God made me beautiful so you would be

attracted to me; God made me

stupid so I would be attracted to you!



4) Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent

quarrel, and hubby was

losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife.

"You will bring out

the animal in me."

"! So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a

mouse?"

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