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13th May 2005, 05:41 AM
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 |  war is on with jayan... Three men - an American (Maksa), a Japanese(Tarzan) and Jayan were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. Maksa pressed his forearm and the beep stoped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. Tarzan lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." Jayan felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with a piece of 'Toilet paper' hanging from his (l). The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" "I'm getting a Fax"
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13th May 2005, 05:48 AM
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| war is on with jayan... Jayan is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman.He opens the batting against West Indies.He is asked to face the very first over(with one Maksa as the non striker!). From Ezaz who is bowling at his fiercest.First ball: Whizzes past Jayan's off-stump. Jayan doesn't move an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Second ball: Goes right over the Jayan's bat and just over the middle stump, somehow missing both the bat and the stumps. Jayan is again unmoved. Third ball: Is a bouncer! Almost decapitates the Jayan, missing his head by a fraction of an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Jayan doesn't move a muscle.Fourth ball: Outside the leg-stump.Jayan again doesn't move, and the ball shoots past him to the wicket-keeper. But this time, the umpire Manav shouts "No Ball!". Jayan walks upto the umpire Manav and tells him, "So you discovered it now? You see, I know from the very beginning that the guy has no ball in his hand!"
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14th May 2005, 04:53 AM
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| war is on with jayan... He he thats good chhaya batting and me bowling...i can blow his **** hehe
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14th May 2005, 07:07 AM
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| war is on with jayan... OYE CHAKUUUU ... HUM POOL KE CUE BALLS KI BAAT NAHI KAR RAHE .. VO TO HUME PATA HAI KE HAMARE (TARZAN, MAKSA & ME) PAAS HAI .. HUM TENNIS KE BALL KI BAAT KAR RAHE HAI .. JO SIRF AUR SIRF TERE PAAS HAI ... KYU BHAI TARZAN ???
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