Tarzan

Two civil engineer Sardarjis were walking through the Dessert of Kutch.

One Sardarji asks the other, "Why are we walking through this desert and do nothing? Let us build a bridge for public benefit!"

The other one agrees and they started building the bridge.

Upon completion, they moved on to a big city at the border of desert and one says to other, "Oh fools us, Why did we build a bridge in a desert where there is no water."

"Oh yes, you telling me now", the other one yells, "let us go back and dismantle it, before some calls it twelve o’clock of Sardarjis."

They hastily returned to the site of bridge and the first one says: "Oh, we can not remove the bridge, it does have usefulness now. See there."

"Hey, why?� asked the other Sardarji.

"Look up, there are two Bengali Babus standing on our bridge trying to catch a fish!"

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