Tarzan

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my
girlfriend?

She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed.

That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty years of age. One day little sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and
didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make
love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked
straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test.

We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
"Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in car.

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