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12th January 2006, 11:12 PM

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[size=18px]Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are travelling in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.

Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."

Madhuri is thinking: "Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."

Musharraf is thinking: "Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me."

Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again[/size]

**Maksa** · 26th January 2006, 01:19 PM

ha ha ha Good one...

Matera the Mad · 11th June 2006, 09:33 PM

I shouldn't read these while I'm eating breakfast - I'll spit coffee on the monitor

**Maksa** · 12th June 2006, 12:29 AM

hmmm that's really funny dear... i should take a snape while u spit coffe :P then one more laughter moment... ha ha ha

Paki Hawks · 28th September 2006, 06:18 AM

hahahhaha
lol
good one
thx for sharin

12th January 2006, 11:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
carringsoul Guest Posts: n/a	joke joke -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [size=18px]Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are travelling in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him." Madhuri is thinking: "Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped." Musharraf is thinking: "Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me." Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again[/size]

26th January 2006, 01:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	joke ha ha ha Good one... __________________

11th June 2006, 09:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Matera the Mad Maksa's Grany Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer Posts: 256	Re: joke I shouldn't read these while I'm eating breakfast - I'll spit coffee on the monitor

12th June 2006, 12:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	Re: joke hmmm that's really funny dear... i should take a snape while u spit coffe :P then one more laughter moment... ha ha ha __________________

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28th September 2006, 06:18 AM	#5 (permalink)
Paki Hawks Friendly Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new jersey Posts: 105	hahahhaha lol good one thx for sharin

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