Sardar Jokes

**Maksa** · 27th July 2006, 12:47 PM

A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Key Weston Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for 350. The Sardarji explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the Sardarji, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

But we didn't use them", the Sardarji complains.

Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

But we didn't go to any of those shows," Sardarji complains again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies.

No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the Sardarji replies "But we didn't use it". The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji finally gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when the looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100."

"That's right," says the Sardarji, "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here, and you could have."

**Maksa** · 27th July 2006, 12:47 PM

An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped.

The others looked at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear.

When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone.

I have a microchip in my hand. The Sardar felt low-tech and inferior.

He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet.

When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his backside.

The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"

Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind.

The Sardar explained, "I'm getting a FAX. . . . . . "

Paki Hawks · 28th September 2006, 06:12 AM

lolz
nice sardar jokes
lol
hehehehehhehe
i alwayz loved them
they ma fav

**Maksa** · 28th September 2006, 11:34 AM

they r my fav too

27th July 2006, 12:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	Sardar Jokes A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Key Weston Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for 350. The Sardarji explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the Sardarji, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. But we didn't use them", the Sardarji complains. Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. But we didn't go to any of those shows," Sardarji complains again. "Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the Sardarji replies "But we didn't use it". The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji finally gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when the looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100." "That's right," says the Sardarji, "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here, and you could have." __________________

27th July 2006, 12:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	Re: Sardar Jokes An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. The Sardar felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his backside. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind. The Sardar explained, "I'm getting a FAX. . . . . . " __________________

28th September 2006, 11:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	they r my fav too __________________

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28th September 2006, 06:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
Paki Hawks Friendly Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new jersey Posts: 105	lolz nice sardar jokes lol hehehehehhehe i alwayz loved them they ma fav

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