Sardar Jokes

**Maksa** · 20th February 2007, 05:42 PM

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one
before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

Sohno · 26th February 2007, 07:34 PM

amzing and very funy, i cant stop laughing

abeer · 27th February 2007, 06:52 AM

lol nice jokes

**Maksa** · 27th February 2007, 04:34 PM

one more here

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

**Maksa** · 27th February 2007, 04:35 PM

how is this one????

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

abeer · 27th February 2007, 06:11 PM

great

**Maksa** · 28th February 2007, 11:39 PM

Son to sardarji: Today I ran behind the bus and saved Rs 3.

Sardarji to son: You fool, if you would have ran behind an auto, you could have saved Rs 30!!!.

abeer · 1st March 2007, 06:58 AM

hahaha
wow

**Maksa** · 1st March 2007, 10:43 PM

**Maksa** · 2nd March 2007, 11:49 AM

Sardar Ne Biwi Sey Poocha : Aaj To Chicken Bahuth Tasty Hai..kuch Khas Masala Lagaya Kya?

Biwi : Kuch Nahi Thodi Si Jal Gayee Thi... Isliye Barnol Cream Lagaya....

20th February 2007, 05:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,213	Sardar Jokes Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab . Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it. __________________

27th February 2007, 04:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,213	one more here Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED". __________________

27th February 2007, 04:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,213	how is this one???? Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun." "But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt." And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night." __________________

28th February 2007, 11:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,213	Son to sardarji: Today I ran behind the bus and saved Rs 3. Sardarji to son: You fool, if you would have ran behind an auto, you could have saved Rs 30!!!. __________________

1st March 2007, 10:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,213	__________________

26th February 2007, 07:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sohno Friendly Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In my Home Posts: 15	amzing and very funy, i cant stop laughing

27th February 2007, 06:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
abeer Friendly Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: hong kong Posts: 545	lol nice jokes

27th February 2007, 06:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
abeer Friendly Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: hong kong Posts: 545	great

1st March 2007, 06:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
abeer Friendly Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: hong kong Posts: 545	hahaha wow

2nd March 2007, 11:49 AM	#10 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,213	Sardar Ne Biwi Sey Poocha : Aaj To Chicken Bahuth Tasty Hai..kuch Khas Masala Lagaya Kya? Biwi : Kuch Nahi Thodi Si Jal Gayee Thi... Isliye Barnol Cream Lagaya.... __________________

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