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Old 24th February 2007, 03:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Haathi marries machart



Haathi Weds Machchhar!

Ek baar ek Haathi (male) aur ek Machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata
hai.

Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte
hain. Akhir
sharmakar, machhar haathi se bolti hai "Abhi apun dono ko shaadi kar
leni chahiye
..duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain... mera jeena mushkil ho gaya
hain."

Machchhar ke ghar vale mana kar dete hain shadi se.....

Now the question for you is "Kyon?"








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Socho Socho
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Vo kehte hain ki Ladke ke Daant bahar nikle huye hain..

Par pyar kiya to darna kya... Ab dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...
isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan
application dete hain aur ek mahine baad registered marriage karte
hain... Phir
dono honeymoon ka plan karte hain...


Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)... Honeymoon hone ke baad
jab doosre din subah haathi ki aakh khulti hai to dektha hai ki
bechari machhar mar gayi hai...


yes...she is dead...


Now the question for you is "Kyon?"







Guess...
















Stress your brain,







Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............





I know wht ur thinking.........





..but the answer is...














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Because, hathi raat ko "Good Knight" laga ke sota hai.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...


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Old 25th February 2007, 11:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 25th February 2007, 12:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ha ha ha bichari machar

it's really funny
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Old 26th February 2007, 08:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hahahaha, this is really funy
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Old 6th April 2007, 08:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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funny keep it up yaar
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