Subject: rajnikant killed Newton

vijay · 31st October 2007, 10:32 PM

Newton -The Father of Physics committed suicide, here is the reason.

Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet.

Guess, what he does.......

He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does.

....Nah not even in your remotest imagination.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...

And the gangster dies....

All this was too much for Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.

Oops not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to kill the villain because its the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits Suicide.

Matera the Mad · 1st November 2007, 09:10 AM

toooooooooooooooo funny!

**shadenights** · 3rd November 2007, 06:26 PM

thanks

vijay · 4th November 2007, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by shadenights

thanks

....? i think i posted that to bring a smile

**Maksa** · 5th November 2007, 08:56 AM

really funny vijay. thanks for sharing +rep

vijay · 5th November 2007, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Maksa

really funny vijay. thanks for sharing +rep

Thanx maksa

**shadenights** · 6th November 2007, 09:26 AM

hey vijay sorry i thought to thanks for sharing

nice one

vijay · 6th November 2007, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by shadenights

hey vijay sorry i thought to thanks for sharing

nice one

hmm but i think not gud enough to bring a smile on your face..okeys no prob will try my best to do that..take care

vijay · 6th November 2007, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Matera the Mad

toooooooooooooooo funny!

thanks for liking it matera..but y u Mad????

31st October 2007, 10:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
vijay Friendly Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: new delhi Posts: 56	Subject: rajnikant killed Newton Newton -The Father of Physics committed suicide, here is the reason. Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: 1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth. 2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. ....Nah not even in your remotest imagination. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.... All this was too much for Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to kill the villain because its the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible).. Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton commits Suicide. __________________ ...Zindagi to bewafa hai ek din thukraayegi.. na honge jab hum is jahan me humari dosti yaad aayegi..

1st November 2007, 09:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Matera the Mad Maksa's Grany Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in my computer Posts: 250	Re: Subject: rajnikant killed Newton toooooooooooooooo funny!

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shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,473	Re: Subject: rajnikant killed Newton thanks __________________ Last edited by shadenights; 6th November 2007 at 09:25 AM.

5th November 2007, 08:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,047	Re: Subject: rajnikant killed Newton really funny vijay. thanks for sharing +rep

6th November 2007, 09:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,473	Re: Subject: rajnikant killed Newton hey vijay sorry i thought to thanks for sharing nice one __________________

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