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Old 2nd December 2007, 09:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Sambha: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Sambha: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Sambha: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
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Ek Dehati (villager) theatre mein Sholay movie dekhane gaya -

During the last scene where Gabbar captures Veeru and Basanti, askes basanti to dance if she wants her lovers life to be saved...

Gabbar : Ek thumke hume bhi dikhaao chhamiaa..
Veeru : Kutte ... Kamine.... Basanti in Kutton ke samne mat nachna.

That Dehati man (eventually with his lathi in the theatre) stood up and said -
Kaise nahi nachegi, kyon nahi nachegi...aakhir humne bhi paise diye hain
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Ek Dehati (villager) theatre mein Sholay movie dekhane gaya -

During the last scene where Gabbar captures Veeru and Basanti, askes basanti to dance if she wants her lovers life to be saved...

Gabbar : Ek thumke hume bhi dikhaao chhamiaa..
Veeru : Kutte ... Kamine.... Basanti in Kutton ke samne mat nachna.

That Dehati man (eventually with his lathi in the theatre) stood up and said -
Kaise nahi nachegi, kyon nahi nachegi...aakhir humne bhi paise diye hain
lolz very funny
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lolz,,thts funny
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