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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent �� Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De� ------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay! Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration ------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between wife & saali?Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy,Saali is passion, Wife is tension,Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa,Saali is cool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi,Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake ------------------------------------------------------------- Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta: ------------------------------------------------------------- Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: �Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.� Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli �Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti� ------------------------------------------------------------- Beggar : " oh sundari, andha hoon, sawa paanch rupya de de.." Husband told his wife : De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mei yeh andha hai --------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao |
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