Tarzan

A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a
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> > | A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were
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> > | He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys
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> > | While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment,
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> > | the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat,
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> > | the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took
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> > | Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller
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> > | and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day,
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> > | just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was
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> > | very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats
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> > | He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the
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> > | very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat on
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> > | the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all
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> > | the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat
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> > | "You think only you have a grandfather?"

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