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4th May 2005, 09:29 AM
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 |  thoda muskura lo bhaiyo Ek GUJARATI Ben Train ma chadti waqte niche padi gayu MAHARASHTRIAN Ben Puchiyu " Kay Jalya ? GUJARATI Ben " Kay Jalyu ne Etli Padi Gayu". ====================== Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!" bolo tarararaarrarrara :roll:  ======================= Santa Singh pehli baar Mandir jata hai. Poojari aarti uttar raha hota hai. Santa Singh yeh sab dekh ke bahut hairaan hota hai aur pujaari se poochta hai, “ Poojari ji yeh sab kya ker rahe ho”. Poojari kehta hai, “Mein aarti uttar raha hun”. Toa Santa bolta hai ke aagar aarti uttarni hi thi toa chadayee kayon thi. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P ============================ Ek baar santa ke car ki ek jaat ke car ke saath takkar ho jati hai.Jaat car se nikalta hai aur santa ko bhi bahaar nikalta hai.Aur road par ek gola banata hai.Jaat santa se kahta hai ki is gole me khada rahio,aur agar bahar nikla to tujhe bahut maroonga.santa gole me khada ho jaata hai.Jaat ek danda uthata hai aur santa ki gaadi todne lagta hai.Jab gaadi tod raha hota to santa bahut tej se hansta hai,yeh dekh kar jaat ko aur gussa aata hai wo aur teji se santa ki gaadi todne lagta hai.santa aur hansta hai,jaat pareshaan ho jaata hai.wo santa se puchhata hai ki main teri gaadi tod raha hun aur tu hans raha hai.To santa kahta hai ki jab tu meri gaadi tod raha tha tab main gole se baar baar bahaar aa raha tha,aur tujhe pata bhi nahin chala.............
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5th May 2005, 01:56 AM
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| thoda muskura lo bhaiyo Yeh sab kya hai ? tere sense of humour ko kya hua hai ? kuch hasi aaye aise joke to likh ? agar hasan hai to mere jokes padh...
__________________  A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. |
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7th May 2005, 02:29 AM
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| thoda muskura lo bhaiyo A Maksa.. chal apne dono bhi chalu karte hai.. Tere ko yaad hai na.. Apun tere ko HOSTEL me kaisa marta tha.. Tu baar baar WARDEN ko meri complaint karne jaata tha..!! Yaad karle..
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12th May 2005, 08:49 AM
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| thoda muskura lo bhaiyo puri duniya jiski maarti hai vo maksa ko maarta tha .... naa baba naa... jhooti baaat ... koi nahi maanega ... 1 saboot ho to bata chakude ... mere paas to zulu bhi hai saboot ke liye
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12th May 2005, 11:39 PM
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| thoda muskura lo bhaiyo Ha Babu me tere satth hi hu...e chakude yaad hai na woh cipl ki raate jab ham teri bajate the ? itni jaldi bhuk gaya sab kuch tu ?....
__________________ A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. |
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chotu tu muje marta tha.... good joke :wink: 
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