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Old 5th May 2005, 03:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Sano...................................Snow

Hole......................................Hall

Snakes..................................Snacks

Pogram.................................Program

Egg-joss...............................Exhaust

Fota....................................Photos

Lipti.....................................Lipstick

Phast...................................Fast

Phlowur................................Flower

Gilas...................................Glass

Palty...................................Party

Gorment..............................Goverment

Peeja..................................Pizza

Punch.................................Sponge

DieVos................................Divorce

NewBrand............................BrandNew

Istill....................................Steel

Bowel..................................Bowl

JeeTV.................................ZeeTV

Juniversity...........................University

Istawbury............................Strawberry

Isscooter.............................Scooter

dismiss................................Screwdriver

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Q) What did the Gujju mean when he said "Ramesh no dikro STATES ma gayon" ?
A) Ramesh's son failed in statistics...

Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A) You are going from BED To VERSE.

Q) Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a woman in "GANDHI"?
A) They read Ben( behn) Kingsley did the acting.
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A Maksa.. su sacchi vaat che..
Hey noi cholbe.. yeh apun ki uda rela hai..
lagta yeh Tarzan ko jungle me bhejna padega.. :twisted:
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