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Old 12th May 2005, 08:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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ek baar laloo vajpayee aur bal thakre mar jate hai teeno ne bahut he jyada kukerm kiye hote hai isliye unko swarg me jagah nahi milti hai unko narak me bhej diya jata hai

ek din teeno ke bahut ichchha hoti hai ki wo apne apne ghar phone kare wo narak ke pco operator ke paas jata hai aur puchte hai ki bhai sahab kya hum prithvi per apne ghar phone ker sakte hai

pco wala mulyam singh yadav hota hai wo bolta hai bilkul ker sakte hao per teen minute se jyada nahi (bahut bheed hoti hai bhai)

pahle bal thakre kerta hai apne ghar mumbai phone wo
teen minute baat kerta hai bil aata ha 270 rupeye

phir vajpayee phone kerta hai utter pardesh me
teen minute ka bill aata hai
250 rupeye

atal aur thakre ke baad lalu phone kerta hai bihar
to teen minute ka bill aata hai 2 rupeeye sirf

bal thakre aur atal bade hairan pareshan wo pco wale mulayam se puchte hai ke hamata bill to itna jyada aur lalu ka kevel do rupeeye ye kya baat hai ye to serasar beimani hai

mulyam ne bade pyar se keha aur samjhaya
tumhari to narak se prithwi ke liye super ISD lagti hai
per bihar ke liye local call se he kam chal jata hai
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Old 12th May 2005, 11:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Waah meri jann kya sahi joke marela hai...
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Old 13th May 2005, 01:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol good one manav....
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Old 13th May 2005, 04:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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sabhi bol rahe hai accha hai, accha hai, to accha hi hoga..
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tera dimag kam nahi karta kya chakuda?
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Old 14th May 2005, 02:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Haan.. Tera dimaag dena thode din ke liye..

Waise bhi doctor ne kaha hai, kuch fresh chahiye.. Tera dimaag vaise bhi itne saalo mein use nahi huva..
Mere liye accha rahega..!!
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Old 14th May 2005, 04:55 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Tu hamesha Maangta hi firta hai Chakli....
Abhi Maksa se Dimaag maangta hai Pehle mere se **** Maangta tha... Samjha na...??
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agar fresh ho to woh bhi chalega.. mere doggie ko chahiye, khelne ke liye..
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TARZAN BURAA MAT MANNA BUT CHAKUDE NE SHAYAD BATAYA NAHI HOGA ... USNE APNE G**D KA PET NAME DOGGY RAKHA HAI .. AB TO SHAYAD TUJE DENE ME KOI PROBLEM NAHI HOGA ... RIT ??
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Old 14th May 2005, 06:41 AM   #10 (permalink)
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[size=18px]very funny..[/size]
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