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12th May 2005, 09:13 AM
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 |  Ezaz series .... chakuda in a special role ... over 18 plz ek baar do dost hote hai ek Ezaz aur dusta chakuda Ezaz ki maa bahut bimar thi isliye usko jadi bootiya lene ke liye jungle me jana tha per akele uski phat rahi thi esliye usne chakuda ko bhi saath le jane ki sochi wo chakuda ke paas jata ha chakuda pahle to maana kerta hai, phir jab Ezaz ne dosti ka vaasta diya to maan gaya aur dono jungle me jadi bootiya lene chale jate hai Ezaz jadi butiya dhudne lagta hai aur chakuda niche baith jata hai tabhi dono ke piche aadiwasi pad jate hai dono bhagte hai Ezaz to expert banda tha wo jaldi se ped per chadh jata hai per bechara chakuda nahi chadh pata aadiwasi chakuda ko pakad ker apne saath le jate hai Ezaz chakuda ko dhoondta hai jab chakuda nahi milta hai to wo ghar chale jata hai panch ghante ke baad chakuda ghar wapas aata hai aur sidhe Ezaz ke ghar pahuchta hai aur Ezaz ko khoob buri bhali galiya deta hai Ezaz puchta hai ki aakhir hua kya chakuda batata hai ki aadiwasi usko apne gavon le gaye aur panch aadiwasiyo ne ek ek ghante tak bari bari se balatkaar kiyaa Ezaz afsos jatata hai aur sorry kehta hai chakuda galiya dete hue ghar wapas chale jata hai do din baad Ezaz ke maa ke tabiyat phir kharab ho jati hai wo phir se chakuda ke paass jata hai aur jungle chalne ko kehta hai chakuda nahi manta tab Ezaz usko apni maa ka wasta deta hai aur kehta hai ki ager is baar aadiwasi aayege to pahle wo usko ped per chadha dega aur baad me khud chadega chakuda taiyar ho jata hai Ezaz jungle me jaker jadi butiya dhoodne lagta hai aur chakuda baitha hota hai phir se aadiwasi unke piche pad jate hai dono bhagte hai Ezaz chakuda ko ped per chadhane ke bahut koshish kertya hai per wo chadh nahi pate (expert nahi hota na) wo men he men kehta bhaad mein jaaye chakuda aur chakuda ko chod ker khud ped per chadh jata hai aadi wasi phir se chakuda ko apne saath le jate hai Ezaz ghar waps aa jata hai ek din bad chakuda ghar waps aata hai is baar uski ( l ) buri tarah se suji hoti hai Ezaz puchta hai ki kya hua, chakuda ne Ezaz ko khoob maa bahan ke galiya deta hai aur batata hai ki is baar aadiwasiyo ke pure gavon walo ne ek ek trip uske uper mari Ezaz afsos jatata hai aur very very sorry kehta hai panch din bad Ezaz ki maa ke tabiyat bahut he jayada kharab ho jate hai akele jungle jaane me usko bhi dar lagta hai wo phir chakuda ke paas jata hai aur jungle chalene ko kehta hai chakuda bilkul mana ker deta hai aur kehta hai ki uski ( l ) me abhi tak us din ka dard ho raha hai Ezaz usko apni dosti aur bimar maas ka wasta deta hai aur kehta hai ke jungle me jate he pahle wo usko ped per chadha dega phir apna kam karega chakuda man jata hai jungle me jaate hi wo chakuda ko ped per chadha deta hai aur jadi butiya dhoodne lagta hai tabhi chupke se aadiwasi aate hai aur is baar Ezaz ko pakad lete hai aur usko le jane lagte hai ped per baitha chakuda bada khush ki is baar to Ezaz ki ( l ) marenge tabhi aadiwasiyo me se ek aadiwasi kehta hai ruko --- ped ke niche wale ke to bahut m**r li hai, ji bhar gaya hai dusra saala her baar ped per chadh jata hai aaj sale ped wale ko niche utar lo pure gavon wale do-do trip lagayenge aur aas-paas ke gavon walo ko bhi invitation de denge
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12th May 2005, 11:46 PM
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| Ezaz series .... chakuda in a special role ... over 18 plz Waah bhoot waah kya chakude ki bajayi hai...Lekin is picture me ek change karde...mujhe aadiwasi ka role de de me fit bhi ho jaunga aur mujhe apni chhaya ki bajaane ko bhi milengi... 
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13th May 2005, 03:26 AM
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| Ezaz series .... chakuda in a special role ... over 18 plz Bhad**.. Bhe******.. Ab dekho yeh chakuda kaisi tum 3no ki bajata hai (|).. Bahut ped par chadhne chadhane ka saukh hai na tum logo ko.. Ab dekho.. pure pura ped hi tumhare me ghusata hu.. Mein thode ped leke aata hu aur baari baari tumhari (|) me ghusata hu..
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14th May 2005, 04:56 AM
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| Ezaz series .... chakuda in a special role ... over 18 plz I dont Give a Damn...
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14th May 2005, 05:01 AM
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| Ezaz series .... chakuda in a special role ... over 18 plz Jo Ukhadna hai Ukhadle... I Dont Give a Damn...
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