War is Still ON...

Tarzan · 14th May 2005, 05:06 AM

Once, Deepak was so upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess
all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor, "Jayan, I am sinful."

"Yes Deepak, just tell me what you have done, the lord will forgive you."

"Jayan, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been for 2 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."

"That's bad my boy, fortunately you have realised your mistake."

"Jayan, last week I went to her office to look for her, and could not find anyone except for one of her friend, as we were alone so I slept with her too."

"That's not very good of you."

"Jayan, before that, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie as we were alone, I slept with her also."

"Jayan.............. Jayan.....?" suddenly Deepak realised that there was no response from the Jayan, he walked over and discovered that the pastor was not there.

So he began searching for him.

"Jayan? Where are you?"

He searched all the corners, high and low and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano.

"Jayan, why are you hiding here?"

"Sorry Deepak, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me."

Tarzan · 14th May 2005, 05:07 AM

A very flat-chested Jayan finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie,
"Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner.
After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling,
"Do you have anything for this?"
The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"

Chakuda · 14th May 2005, 05:08 AM

:wink:

:wink:
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Tarzan · 14th May 2005, 05:09 AM

Deepak walks into a bar with his pet Jayan. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the Jayan jumps all around the place.

The Jayan grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of

the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The Maksa screams at the guy, "Did you see what your Jayan just did?" The guy says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ... whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in sight, the little bugger. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff".

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the Jayan ate, then leaves Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his Jayan with him. He orders a drink and the Jayan starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the Jayan finds a cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out, and eats it.

Maksa is disgusted. "Did you see what your Jayan did now?"

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a cherry up his bum, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the Maksa.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since the cue ball incident, he measures everything first."

Chakuda · 14th May 2005, 05:13 AM

tu gaya samaj le tarzan..

:evil: :evil: :evil:

manav_gh · 14th May 2005, 06:34 AM

[size=18px]WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/size]

BOLETO DIL GARDEN GARDEN HO GAYA ...
AEE JAYAN TU DHAMKI KISKO DETAAA HAI ... 2 WARRIORS TO HO GAYE HAI HUM .. BUS AB MAKSA BAAKI HAI .. PHIR DEKH .. TU KAHA KAHA JAATA HAI

Chakuda · 14th May 2005, 06:37 AM

Mujhe kisike support ki jarrorat nahi hai..

Hum akele hi maidaan me kaafi hai..

manav_gh · 14th May 2005, 07:02 AM

HAAN TU TO YAHI CHAHEGAA ..AARRR .. CHAAHEGI .. KE MARKET MAIN TU AKELI HO .. KOI COMPETITION NAHI .. JYADA KAMAAAIIII .... HE HE HE HE

Chakuda · 14th May 2005, 07:04 AM

[size=18px]HE||EH..[/size]

**Maksa** · 16th May 2005, 08:05 PM

Lion is always alone... :evil: Jab Shikar karta hai akele hi karta hai... 8)

Tuje nahi keh raha chakuda... m talking about myself.

14th May 2005, 05:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tarzan Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 152	War is Still ON... Once, Deepak was so upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor, "Jayan, I am sinful." "Yes Deepak, just tell me what you have done, the lord will forgive you." "Jayan, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been for 2 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her." "That's bad my boy, fortunately you have realised your mistake." "Jayan, last week I went to her office to look for her, and could not find anyone except for one of her friend, as we were alone so I slept with her too." "That's not very good of you." "Jayan, before that, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie as we were alone, I slept with her also." "Jayan.............. Jayan.....?" suddenly Deepak realised that there was no response from the Jayan, he walked over and discovered that the pastor was not there. So he began searching for him. "Jayan? Where are you?" He searched all the corners, high and low and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano. "Jayan, why are you hiding here?" "Sorry Deepak, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me." __________________ A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

14th May 2005, 05:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tarzan Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 152	War is Still ON... A very flat-chested Jayan finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?" The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?" The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?" __________________ A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

14th May 2005, 05:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Chakuda Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 340	War is Still ON... :wink: :wink: :roll: :roll: :roll: __________________ Chakuda.. :wink: Only For Chakudi.. :wink:

14th May 2005, 05:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
Tarzan Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 152	War is Still ON... Deepak walks into a bar with his pet Jayan. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the Jayan jumps all around the place. The Jayan grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The Maksa screams at the guy, "Did you see what your Jayan just did?" The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ... whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in sight, the little bugger. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff". He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the Jayan ate, then leaves Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his Jayan with him. He orders a drink and the Jayan starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the Jayan finds a cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out, and eats it. Maksa is disgusted. "Did you see what your Jayan did now?" "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a cherry up his bum, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the Maksa. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since the cue ball incident, he measures everything first." __________________ A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

14th May 2005, 05:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
Chakuda Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 340	War is Still ON... tu gaya samaj le tarzan.. :evil: :evil: :evil: __________________ Chakuda.. :wink: Only For Chakudi.. :wink:

14th May 2005, 06:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
manav_gh Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 99	War is Still ON... [size=18px]WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/size] BOLETO DIL GARDEN GARDEN HO GAYA ... AEE JAYAN TU DHAMKI KISKO DETAAA HAI ... 2 WARRIORS TO HO GAYE HAI HUM .. BUS AB MAKSA BAAKI HAI .. PHIR DEKH .. TU KAHA KAHA JAATA HAI __________________ Hum Roop Nagar ke Cheete Hai, Shikaar Pe hi Jeete Hai. -Manav

14th May 2005, 06:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
Chakuda Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 340	War is Still ON... Mujhe kisike support ki jarrorat nahi hai.. Hum akele hi maidaan me kaafi hai.. __________________ Chakuda.. :wink: Only For Chakudi.. :wink:

14th May 2005, 07:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
manav_gh Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 99	War is Still ON... HAAN TU TO YAHI CHAHEGAA ..AARRR .. CHAAHEGI .. KE MARKET MAIN TU AKELI HO .. KOI COMPETITION NAHI .. JYADA KAMAAAIIII .... HE HE HE HE __________________ Hum Roop Nagar ke Cheete Hai, Shikaar Pe hi Jeete Hai. -Manav

14th May 2005, 07:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
Chakuda Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 340	War is Still ON... [size=18px]HE\|\|EH..[/size] __________________ Chakuda.. :wink: Only For Chakudi.. :wink:

16th May 2005, 08:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	War is Still ON... Lion is always alone... :evil: Jab Shikar karta hai akele hi karta hai... 8) Tuje nahi keh raha chakuda... m talking about myself. __________________

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