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18th May 2005, 10:07 PM
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 |  Ladaai Abhi bhi chalu hai.... Jayan goes to deposit 100 in Bank of Hyderabad. The Accountant says, "Sorry, madam, this note is a fake." "Oh no!" exclaimed Jayan, "I have been raped!" 
__________________  A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. |
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18th May 2005, 10:08 PM
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| Ladaai Abhi bhi chalu hai.... Jayan went to the chemist to buy 25 gm of a Viagra. The Chemist said that it would be useless. Jayan said, "I am 70, sex is out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes."
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19th May 2005, 04:23 AM
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| Ladaai Abhi bhi chalu hai.... [size=18px]Tarzan ek meri taraf se ek bar ek Master Maksa class me sab bachcho se puchta hai ki wo future me kya banna pasand karange sabse pahle wo Manav se puchte hai ki wo bade ho ker ke kya banega Manav kehta hai main to bade ho ker ke doctor banuga phir sir neha se puchte hai ke bade ho ker ke wo kya banegi neha kehti hai wo bade ho ker ke nurse banegi isi terah aur bachcho se sir unki ichchha puchte hai koi policwala koi engineer to koi business man banne ko kehta hai phir sir chakuda se puchte hai to chakuda kehti hai ki na to main doctor banugi aur na he nurse main to bus bade ho ker ke shadi karungi aur bachcho ki maa banana pasand karungi Maksa jawab se bade he surprise hote hai phir wo tarzan se puchte hain ke wo bade ho ker ke kya banega to tarzan kehta hai sir dekho jab sunita bachcho ki maa banana chahti hai to main bade ho ker ke Jayani ke bachcho ka baap banna pasand karunga[/size]
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19th May 2005, 04:29 AM
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| Ladaai Abhi bhi chalu hai.... [size=18px]TARZAN SINGS FOR CHAKUDA dheere dheere chalna yun na tu matakna solva saal hain hai kya taal hain are ek baar tu dekh palat ke munda bhi kamaal hain munda kamaal munda munda kamaal paaaaaalaaaaaaatttttttt [/size]
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