IGNORE PREVIOUS ONE ... this one is real one

manav_gh · 19th May 2005, 04:52 AM

[size=18px]EK BAAR CHAKUDA CHURCH KE BAHAR AAKAR CHILLATI HAI TARZAN BHA**D* TARZAN BHA**D* TARZAN BHA**D*.
YEH SUNKAR PRIEST MAKSA BAHAR AATE HAIN AUR PUCHTE HAIN PLZ MUJHE BATAO TUM AISAE KYON CHILLA RAHI HO
CHAKUDA KEHTI HAI WO TARZAN KO BAHOT PYAAR KARTI THI TARZAN BHI USSE PYAAR KARTA THA
PRIEST MAKSA CHAKUDA KE BUBBO PAR HAATH RAKHTA HAI AUR PUCHTA HAI AISE KARTA THAT PYAAR CHAKUDA KEHTI HAI HAAN
PHIR CHAKUDA KEHTI HAI USNE MERE KAPDE UTARE AUR MERI MAAR LI
PRIEST MAKSA, CHAKUDA KE KAPDE UTARTA HAI AUR USKI MAAR KE PUCHTA HAI AISE MAARI THI?
CHAKUDA KEHTI HAI HAN AISE MAARI THI
PRIEST MAKSA PUCHTA HAI TUM ABHI TO NAHIN CHILLAI PHIR TARZAN KE MAARNE PAR TUM KYON CHILLAI
CHAKUDA KEHTI HAI KI TARZAN NE MAARNE KE BAAD MUJHE BATAYA KI USE AIDS HAI
AB PRIEST MAKSA CHILLATA HAI TARZAN BHA**D* TARZAN BHA**D*[/size]

Chakuda · 19th May 2005, 06:10 AM

Deepak travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great "running of the Bulls" festival. After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate, with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
"What`s this?" Deepak asks.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"What are cojones?" Deepak asks.
"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."
At first Deepak is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
"What`s this?" he asks the waiter.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"No, no," Deepak objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these."
"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."

**Maksa** · 19th May 2005, 10:16 AM

Aila... AIDS..... :cry: Life main din bahut kam hai.... agar mar jao to maksazone.com tere liye manav,.....

manav_gh · 20th May 2005, 01:03 AM

aaiiiiiilaaaaaaaaaaaaa bethe bethe site ka owner ban gaya .....
marr jaa jaldi makse .. usse pehle 20 rs ke stamp pe likhke jaa ke site mere naam karke jaa raha hai ...
aur ye kya bogus joke bheja hai chakude ne .. mera joke padd aur kuch sikh le ...

Chakuda · 20th May 2005, 11:52 PM

Yeh joke samajne ke liye dimaag ki jararut padti hai..

Tu nahi samjha..?? :roll: :roll:

**Maksa** · 21st May 2005, 04:54 AM

sure manav... i'll do that... :wink:

Tarzan · 11th June 2005, 02:36 AM

Chhayade tere me khud me dimaag nahi hai aur tu dusre ke dimaag dhoondh raha hai? pehle apna to pata kar ke tu aa raha hai ke ja raha hai.... :P :P

Chakuda · 11th June 2005, 03:30 AM

A Tarzan teri tarah mein Jungli nahi hu.. Aur aaj kal teri bahut much-much ho gayi hai haan.. Lagta hai CIPL ka woh maar mere haath ka aaj tak nahi bhula.. Abhi jyaada bola na to idhar hi Maksa ki site pe tere ko tapka dalunga.. Kya bola samjha na..!!
8) 8) 8) 8)

manav_gh · 11th June 2005, 04:07 AM

[size=18px]'D' ke hote huye tarzan ko koi chu bhi nahi sakta ..[/size]

19th May 2005, 04:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
manav_gh Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 99	IGNORE PREVIOUS ONE ... this one is real one [size=18px]EK BAAR CHAKUDA CHURCH KE BAHAR AAKAR CHILLATI HAI TARZAN BHA*D TARZAN BHA*D TARZAN BHA*D. YEH SUNKAR PRIEST MAKSA BAHAR AATE HAIN AUR PUCHTE HAIN PLZ MUJHE BATAO TUM AISAE KYON CHILLA RAHI HO CHAKUDA KEHTI HAI WO TARZAN KO BAHOT PYAAR KARTI THI TARZAN BHI USSE PYAAR KARTA THA PRIEST MAKSA CHAKUDA KE BUBBO PAR HAATH RAKHTA HAI AUR PUCHTA HAI AISE KARTA THAT PYAAR CHAKUDA KEHTI HAI HAAN PHIR CHAKUDA KEHTI HAI USNE MERE KAPDE UTARE AUR MERI MAAR LI PRIEST MAKSA, CHAKUDA KE KAPDE UTARTA HAI AUR USKI MAAR KE PUCHTA HAI AISE MAARI THI? CHAKUDA KEHTI HAI HAN AISE MAARI THI PRIEST MAKSA PUCHTA HAI TUM ABHI TO NAHIN CHILLAI PHIR TARZAN KE MAARNE PAR TUM KYON CHILLAI CHAKUDA KEHTI HAI KI TARZAN NE MAARNE KE BAAD MUJHE BATAYA KI USE AIDS HAI AB PRIEST MAKSA CHILLATA HAI TARZAN BHA*D TARZAN BHA*D[/size] __________________ Hum Roop Nagar ke Cheete Hai, Shikaar Pe hi Jeete Hai. -Manav

19th May 2005, 06:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Chakuda Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 340	IGNORE PREVIOUS ONE ... this one is real one Deepak travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great "running of the Bulls" festival. After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate, with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What`s this?" Deepak asks. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replies. "What are cojones?" Deepak asks. "Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon." At first Deepak is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller. "What`s this?" he asks the waiter. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replies. "No, no," Deepak objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these." "Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time." __________________ Chakuda.. :wink: Only For Chakudi.. :wink:

19th May 2005, 10:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	IGNORE PREVIOUS ONE ... this one is real one Aila... AIDS..... :cry: Life main din bahut kam hai.... agar mar jao to maksazone.com tere liye manav,..... __________________

20th May 2005, 01:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
manav_gh Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 99	IGNORE PREVIOUS ONE ... this one is real one aaiiiiiilaaaaaaaaaaaaa bethe bethe site ka owner ban gaya ..... marr jaa jaldi makse .. usse pehle 20 rs ke stamp pe likhke jaa ke site mere naam karke jaa raha hai ... aur ye kya bogus joke bheja hai chakude ne .. mera joke padd aur kuch sikh le ... __________________ Hum Roop Nagar ke Cheete Hai, Shikaar Pe hi Jeete Hai. -Manav

20th May 2005, 11:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
Chakuda Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 340	IGNORE PREVIOUS ONE ... this one is real one Yeh joke samajne ke liye dimaag ki jararut padti hai.. Tu nahi samjha..?? :roll: :roll: __________________ Chakuda.. :wink: Only For Chakudi.. :wink:

21st May 2005, 04:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
Maksa Friendly Administrator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rajkot (INDIA) Posts: 4,326	IGNORE PREVIOUS ONE ... this one is real one sure manav... i'll do that... :wink: __________________

11th June 2005, 02:36 AM	#7 (permalink)
Tarzan Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 152	IGNORE PREVIOUS ONE ... this one is real one Chhayade tere me khud me dimaag nahi hai aur tu dusre ke dimaag dhoondh raha hai? pehle apna to pata kar ke tu aa raha hai ke ja raha hai.... :P :P __________________ A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

11th June 2005, 03:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
Chakuda Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 340	IGNORE PREVIOUS ONE ... this one is real one A Tarzan teri tarah mein Jungli nahi hu.. Aur aaj kal teri bahut much-much ho gayi hai haan.. Lagta hai CIPL ka woh maar mere haath ka aaj tak nahi bhula.. Abhi jyaada bola na to idhar hi Maksa ki site pe tere ko tapka dalunga.. Kya bola samjha na..!! 8) 8) 8) 8) __________________ Chakuda.. :wink: Only For Chakudi.. :wink:

11th June 2005, 04:07 AM	#9 (permalink)
manav_gh Friendly Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 99	IGNORE PREVIOUS ONE ... this one is real one [size=18px]'D' ke hote huye tarzan ko koi chu bhi nahi sakta ..[/size] __________________ Hum Roop Nagar ke Cheete Hai, Shikaar Pe hi Jeete Hai. -Manav

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