shadenights

thanks mayur ill continue posting other large new sms here only

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Maksa

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shadenights

1) Friends are Like Films, Some are musical, Some are Romantic, Some are Comedy, Some are Tragedy, but few like you r cartoons.



2) TEACHER : Wht is ur caste? STUDENT : Pehle to hum rajput the, fir pandit ho gaye, ab hain sardarji.. Ab aage mummy ki MARZI !!!



3) Friendship doesnt happen wid spl ppl, People bcm spl aftr bcmin frnds. So d moral is, u were not spl, i made u spl..Its ok, thanx ki zarurat nhi..Chalta
hai..




4) Classic example 2 prove girls are selfish: when i was kid so many girls want 2 kiss me, i allowed ,now i want 2 kiss so many girls ,but they dont allow....!




5) One Thing I like abt u
is...




ki tum har kaam dil laga ke KARTE ho

You know why???

Kyunki dimag ka to option he nahi hai...!





6) JOB VACANCY!

Want
to be
a branch manager?
Wear
a
suit,
boot,
tie
&
be
tip top,
climb
a
tree
&
sit
on
a
branch.
Now
u r a
branch manager





7) Lecturer : write a note on Gandhi jayanthi
So Ankur writes :
"Gandhi was a great man but i swere , I dont know who is Jayanthi... I never saw her ! "




Cool Aaj ke baad mujhe msg na karna. Its all over...


































Maine kabhi aisa kaha hai ?

Nahin Na ?

Phir msg kyun nahi karte ?




9) Ek haathi talaab mein gir gaya,
ab bahaar kaise aayegaa?



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-gilla hokar- tu tension liya mat kar yar




10) Why a man with a broken heart don't need General Knowledge ?




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b'coz









Jab Dil hi toot gaya... toh
'G.K.' kya karenge..

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shadenights

1) L-Love,
I-Imagination,
F-Friend,
E-Entertainment,
'LIFE' will Become 'LIE' if there is no 'F' of FRIEND....






2)
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:ll:
Be a CANDLE
Be a LIGHT
Be a TWINKLE
in the dark
Be a HOPE
Be an INSPIRATION
&
Make a Big Difference in Others heart!
Gud Mrng!






3) If u find ur wrld as a sky n ur frnds as STARS,n if u dnt find me among them,dnt worry,i may hav jus fallen to make ur wish come true. Good morning






4) V smile at whom v like.V cry for whom v care.v share with whom v love.V laugh with whom v enjoy.& V bcom angry with whom v feel is our own. Thats frenship.






5) When u count best friends, u may not count me; When u count close friends, U may not count me; But when u really need a friend, just start from me....!!






6) True Friends see U thru.. Believe in things U wanna do ..Feel glad when Ur dreams come true ..Best of all they dont judge U ..They simply love U coz U r
"BEST OUT OF BESTS".






7) In 1 year getting 100 Friends is not an achivement. If 1 get a Good Friend for 100 years,he is an achiver.am D Achiver.Bcoz I hAv u .






Cool Tru friendship nevr fads with time it becomes more tasteful like old wine.only a fren cn undrstand da unsaid words n convert da roling tears in2 smile.






9) Frndshp is a chain of gold.each link is a smile,a tear,a laugh,a grip of d hand,a word of cheer.no matter how heavy the load i'll be ur friend.






10) If u have a heart that obeys ur mind u can win the whole world.
If u have a mind that obeys ur heart u can win the love of so many hearts.

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shadenights

Duniya main nahi aap dilon main rahte hain ,
Aap se milne ko log apna naseeb kahte hain ,
Jinse bhi aapne dosti ki
Duniya wale unko khush naseeb kahte hain !



Jinki aankhe aansuon se nam nahi ,
Kya samjhte ho unhe koi gam nahi ,
Tum tadap kar ro diye toh kya ,
Gam chupa kar bhi hasne wale kam nahi !



Wisvaas bankar log zinagi main aate hain ,
Khuwaab bankar aankhon main sama jate hain ,
Pahle toh yakeen dilate hain ki woh apne hain ,
Fir jane kyon tanha chod jate hain !


Vaade bhi usne kya khoob nibhaye hain ,
Zakham mufft , dard tohfe main bhijwaye hain ,
Isse badhkar wafadari ki misal kya hogi ,
Maut se pahle woh KAFAN leke aaye hain !



Palkon ki nami main sapno ko chupa kar ,
humne unhe jane ki ijajat de di ,
hum toot kar bikhar gaye tukdon main ,
Unhe muskurane ki ijajat de di !



Bikhre aansoo ke moti hum pee na sake ,
Teri yaad main hum sari raat so na sake ,
Bah na jaye aansuon main tasweer teri ,
Bas yahi soch kar hum ro na sake !



Woh mil jate hain kahani bankar ,
Dil main bas jate hain nishani bankar ,
jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aankon main ,
Kyon nikal jate hain woh pani bankar ,



Khyalon ko kisi ki aas rahti hai ,
Nigahon ko teri talash rahti hai ,
Tere bina koi kami nahi hai ,lekin ,
Tere bagair tabiyat udas rahti hai !



Samajhna koi dil ki baat ko ,
Dard duniya ne bina shoce hi de diya ,
Sah liya jo humne dard ko chupke se ,
Toh fir hume Patthar dil kah diya !

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shadenights

1) Man & wife catch a thief.
Fat wife sat on thief's back, askd hsband 2 go get Police,
hsbnd was takin time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O meri hi jutti pa jaa!






2) Hi ! What r U doing? Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek swal ka jwab do. Swal hai K woh kaun sa jaanwar hai, jo is waqt Mera SMS pad rha hai.






3) Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?
Srdr-haan hota hai.
Frog-nahi hota hai n frog jumps in d water.
Srdr-isme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was joking.






4) Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,agar rose ke badle sandel mile to,kehna pyaari Behna sada kush rehna.






5) A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and
cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my
legs!!!
"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut
off both of your arms."






6) Dil se bolu ek baat me sachchi,

Hum tum ek daal ke panchhi,

Dosti hamari ye hogi na kachchi,

Teri photo se to meri negative achchhi...






7) My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic, My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory,My Presence Is Antiseptic,My Feeling Is antipyretic... Thats Why I Am
Pharmacist.






Cool Pahele TEJ BARIS ki tarah SMS aaye..
Fir RIMJIM SMS aaye..
Ab RUKRUK kar BUND BUND SMS aa rahe he..
kya aage AKAAL ane ki CHETAWANI to nahi?






9) Jb Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Maza Aya Hoga.Hasi Di Bachon Wali,Surat Di Bholi Bhali,Mizaz Diya Cool,or Dimaag gya bhul.






10) Santa- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag
gayi..

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shadenights

Dushmani Dusman se

Pyar Pasand se

Khushi Har1 se

Rishty Apno se

Mohbat Mehboob se

Ishq Ashiq se

Magar Dosti Dil se

Jo Humne ki hai Aap se.



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Tanha rehna to seekh liya hamne

Par khush na kabi reh payenge.

Teri doori to phir seh leta hai ye dil

Par teri dosti ke bin na jee payenge.



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TUM BANKE DOST AISE AAYE ZINDGI ME

KE HUM YE ZAMANA HI BHUL GAYE.

TUMHE YAD AAYE NA AAYE HAMARI KABHI

PAR HUM TO TUMHE BHULANA HI BHUL GAYE



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Sapna kbhi sakaar nhi hota

mohabbat ka koi akaar nhi hota.

Sab kuch ho jata hai zindagi me,

mgr dobara kisi se pyar nhi hota.



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Kyun nazrein churae baithe ho

Kyun dil ko dabaye baithe ho.

Arey hum itne bhi bure nahi

Jo humein bhulaye baithe ho.



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Tum Bin Jeena To Kya-Jeene Ka khayal Bhi Nahi

Tum Bin Jee Le Ye Apna Haal Bhi Nhi.

Tum Hame Bhool Jao Ho Skta Hai

Hum Tumhe Bhool Jaye-Iska To Swal Hi Nhi.



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DOSTI ajkal sirf sms ka khel hai

agar send karo to hi reply milta hai.

baate bahut badi karte hai ye dost

par na bhejo sms thode din to bhool jate hai ye dost.



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Eyes are not meant 4 tears

and heart is not meant 4 fear,

never get upset but always cheer

bcoz you are the one

who can make people smile for years.



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Smooth roads never make good drivers

Smooth sea never makes good sailors

Clear skies never make good pilots

Problem free life never makes a strong & good person.

Have a tough, but winning day ahead.

Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.



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If SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,

I wud SiT nExT 2 u,

PuLL U aLL CloSe 2 Me,

PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U

n sAy pRoUdLy,

DiS Is humanity..

Lovin





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ANIMALS



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Chor ek ghar mein chori karne gaya,

tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE

KI JARURT NAHI,452 Number LAGAO AUR

SAAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYGI".

Jaise hi button dabaya,alarm baja

aur police aayi.Jaate waqt chor

seth se bola "AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE

VISHWAS UTH GAYA ".



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Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se

rote-rote naina thak jayenge.

Pyar karna hamesha padosi se

roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge.



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Vo pyar hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

vo ishq hi kya jisme judai na ho,

vo shaam hi kya jisme koi jaam na ho,

vo inbox hi kya jisme humara naam na ho..



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Tum mere dil ko tarsate ho

MISS CALL ki tarah.

Mere ghar aajao

RECEIVED CALL ki tarah.

Fursat na mile aajao

SMS ki tarah

Tum kho na jana

NOT REACHABLE ki tarah.

aur rooth na jana

SWITCH OFF ki tarah.

Tum par yakien hai

FULL TALKTIME ki tarah.

Baar baar dekhte hain tumhe

*123# ACCOUNT BALANCE ki tarah.

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Aaj ke friends I tell U,

Kitne busy what 2 do.

Koi mujhe bole I Miss U,

Koi mujhe bole no time 4U.

Kash koi mujhse kahe;



Oh my Dost I m free just 4 u.

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Mujhe apse poochna hai

k kya ap ko pata hai

k ap ko kya pata hai

aur kya nahin pata.

Vaise to ap ko pata hi hai

k jo ap ko pata hai

wo mujhe nahin pata

aur jo mujhe pata hai

vo ap ko bhi pata hai.

Vaise to pate ki baat yeh hi hai

k jo nahin pata vo pata karo

aur jo auron ko nahin pata

unhein pata karvao.

Chalo ab chodo.

Pata hai agar pate ka pata karte rahe

to kya pata apna hi pata na bhool jaein.

Ab iss pate vali baat ko sab k pate pe bhejo

aur fir pata lagega

k kisi ko bhi kuch bhi pata nahin hai.

Unhe yeh pata na chale

k apko pata kisne bheja.

Asal mein ab to mujhe bhi nahin pata

k mera pata use kaise pata chala.

Sorry yaar mujhe nahin pata tha

k tum pata nahin karna chahte.

Vaise agar tumhein pata chal jae

to mujhe pata jaror dena.

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Baharo ki mehfil suhani rahegi

Labo par khushi ki kahani rahegi.

Chamakte rahenge khushiyo ke ye sitare

Agar Apke msges ki meherbani rahegi.

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I pray FOR YOU

a life that YOU truly deserve,

a life as good as YOUR heart,

a life as bright as YOUR smile,

& a life as wonderful as YOU.!

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Mohabbat main asar hoga

to ek din tum ko paa lenge.

Kisi surat se hum

bigrri hui Kismat banalenge.
Sitaron main Phoolon main

Chaand main tum mil hi jaoge

Kahan tak hai mohabbat main haqeeqat

aazma lenge.
Zamaane ko dikha denge

ke do DIL kaise milte hain

Is duniya main hum tum

doosri duniya basa lenge.

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Kahi andhera to kahin shaam hogi

Meri har khushi tere naam hogi.

Kuchh maang ke to dekh humse

Bijli,Paani ke bill aur Karz

mein dubi property tere naam hogi.

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PAGALO ki

3 NISHANIYA:





1.Hamesha

bewaqt

misscall karenge



2. SMS

muskura k

padenge



3.niche mat padna













Jo baat mna karo Bewkoof wo zarur karenge.

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D biggest Enemy of Success

is d FEAR of FAILURE.

So wen FEAR knocks,

send FAITH to open d door!

Let d Success be yours !

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Fall in River,

there is alwayz a Boat.

Fall in well,

there is alwayz a Rope.

But dnt ever fall in Love,

there is no Hope....

Cheers to all SINGLES!

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Phool hote to teri rahon me bichh jate

gum hote to tujhe kabhi na satate.

Ye aur baat hai ki tere dost hain hum

na hote to bhi tuj he pe jaan lutate.

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Humne jb b kisi se kiya pyar

to ye anjam nikla,

kisi ne kiya inkar

to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla...

wah wah wah

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Chand ka kya kasoor agar raat bewafa nikli

kuch pal thehri phir chal nikli.

Unse kya kahein woh to sache the

shayad hamari taqdeer hi humse khafa nikli.

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shadenights

1)Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho.....

2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi.

3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,

KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,

chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

5) Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!


6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhodna mat.


7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

Cool Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...

9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.

10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi
hai.

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