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11th October 2007, 06:29 PM
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  |  Re: ever largest collection of sms for u all...... 1) What is the meaning of sms? Share my sweetness, search my soul, seek my sweetheart, succeed my smartnss, see my smile.So keep sending sms... 2) Hardest moment is not when u lose somethin n tears come out of your eyes . . . but it is when u lose somethin n still manage to smile... Smile 3) Q.What's life? A.What u make it 2 b. Q.What's happiness? A.What ur heart sees. Q.What's love? A.Precious if true. Q.What's friendship? A.Nothing without u!! 4) Not everything that is faced can be changed but nothing can be changed until it is faced..So carry on your attempts to make your own destiny.. 5) To lead a Happy LIFE 3 things r very Essential:To keep Brain as ICE Factory...Tongue as SUGAR Factory...And Heart as WAX Factory . 6) The hardest part of missin frnds isnt their absence,its wen u thnk of all those gud times u hv shared n u ask urself"will those moments ever happen again?" 7) Wats LUV?Those who dnt know,call it RESPONIBLITY. Those who play call it GAME.Those who dont hav it,call it DREAM.Those who undrstnd it call it LIFE! Cool I wil smile with al my heart if u ask. I wil come in ur dreams if u want. I wil understand if u try. But... no need to add 'too' because u r always in my mind. 9) Eyes r two,but vision is one. Ears r two,but sound is one. Legs r two but walk is one. Similarly we r 2 but our FRIENDSHIP is one. 10) Sacrifice is greater than love. Character is greater than beauty. Humanity is greater than wealth. But nothing is greater than friendship.....
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11th October 2007, 06:29 PM
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| Re: ever largest collection of sms for u all...... 1) Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her. Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her 2) Boys have fun by teasing girls....then girls may cry for few minutes...girls have fun by loving boys....But boys cry for the whole life. 3) Aankho mein "SHARAFAT" chaal main"NAJAKAT" dil me"SACHCHAI" aur chehre me"SAFAI" Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . . 4) Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti. 5) Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO? Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du? Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do. 6) Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye. Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye. Pada hua tel bhi le gayi, Tadka lagane ke liye...!! Wah wah... 7) Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!! Cool SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi. 9) If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan? "AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna! 10) Who played a double role in SHOLAY? Socho.. Aur socho yaar.. "COIN"..
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11th October 2007, 06:29 PM
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| Re: ever largest collection of sms for u all...... Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai.. 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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11th October 2007, 06:30 PM
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| Re: ever largest collection of sms for u all...... Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega? Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
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11th October 2007, 06:30 PM
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| Re: ever largest collection of sms for u all...... Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye! Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai. Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
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11th October 2007, 06:30 PM
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| Re: ever largest collection of sms for u all...... Ashk wo bhi girane lage hain paigam unke bhi aane lage hain. Ikraar karte hain ab pyar ka wo bhi jab hum duniya chod k jane lage hain. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A friend gives hope wen life is low. A friend is a place where you can go. A friend is honest- A friend is true. A friend is precious.And that friend is u.. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Reh na paoge kabhi bhulakar dekho, Yaqin na aata ho to aazmakar dekho.. Har jagah mehsoos hogi hamari kami, Apni suni mehfilon ko kitna bhi saja kar dekho.. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Kuch Khoye Bina Hamne Paya Hai Kuch Mange Bina Hame Mila Hai. Naaz Hai Hame Apani Takdeer Pe Jisne Hame Aap jaise dost se milaya hai.. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Ishq ka tum naam na lo, ye badi zalim cheez hai. Lut chuke hain laakhon isme, fir bhi duniya iski mureed hai. Meri mano to kabhi ishq na karna kyonki...ye wo marz hai, jisme na maut hai, na jeene ki ummeed hai... Fir bhi jaane kyon koi kehta hai k... Mohabbat bade kaam ki cheez hai. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajayge door rahkar bhi band aankhon me nazar ayenge. hum koi waqt nahi jo beet jayenge jab yaad karoge tab chale ayenge. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Smtimes u just gotta run away, so u can c who wll care for u. Smtimes u gotta talk quietly, just to c who's listening. Smtimes u gotta step up in a fight, bt only to c who's standing by ur side. Smtimes u gotta mk a wrong decision, only to c who's there to help u fix it. N smtimes u gotta let go of d ones u luv, just to c if they wll cm back. If they do,they r urs. If they don't,then they never were!!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 7 thngs done during study holidays 1.Sleeping 2.Eating 3.Sms 4.Roaming 5.Tv 6.Dreamin of touching book 7.Askn othrs wether thy hav started studyn...!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hum jeete ek bar hai, marte ek bar hai, pyar ek bar hota hai, aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai... . . . . . . . . . . . TO fir ye .. EXAMS BAAR-BAAR KYUN ?? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Ye hichkiya kyu mujhe ane lagi hai fizao se bhi siskiya ane lagi hai. Ye sochkar dil hai bahut khush ki yaad meri bhi kisi ko ane lagi hai
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| Re: ever largest collection of sms for u all...... Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho..... 2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi.. 3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao, KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao. 4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain". 5) Catch her by her waist... Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a ... ...nice drink...PEPSI Luv u oye Bubbly!! 6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat. 7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha- girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam. Cool Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhukne lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo... 9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost banate ho. 10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.
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11th October 2007, 06:31 PM
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| Re: ever largest collection of sms for u all...... Dosti ka haq Hum ada yun karte hai... tere naam pe ye jaan fida hum karte hain..... tujhko phool ka bhi Zakhm na Aane paaye.... hum khuda se yehi duaa karte hai..... ************************ zindagai ki raaah me bahot se yaar milenge.. hum kya....humse bhi achche hazaar milenge... in acchchonki beed me hume bhula mat dena.... Hum kahan tumhe baaar baar milenge.. ************************ dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata, dil me lagi aag ko bhujaya nahi jata, kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein, aap jaise dosto ko bhulaya nahi jata. ************************ Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meree ho.... Aansoo tere nikle to aankhe meree ho... Khuda kare teri meri dosti itnee gahree ho..k Naukree tu kare aur salary meree ho........ ************************ Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par Le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
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| Re: ever largest collection of sms for u all...... Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharaab hoti hai Har waqt inteha ki ghadi saath hoti hai Waqt mile to rishto ki kitaab khol ke dekh lena, Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai ************************ DIL ME TUMHARE APNI KAMI CHHOD JAYENGE… AANKHO ME INTEZAR KI LAKIR CHHOD JAYENGE YAAD RAKHNA MUJHE DHUNDTE PHIROGE EK DIN ZINDAGI ME AISE DOST KI KAMI CHOD JAYENGE ************************************************** ******* Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum… ************************ Kisi Ko Apni Khoobion Ka Ehsaas Nahin Hota Aap Jaisa Dostoon Ka Milna Itifaaq Nahin Hota Achha Kuch Kia HoGa Hum Ne Warna Aap Ho Sath Humaray Yeh Yaqeen Nahin Hota ************************ pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti, kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti, dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.
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| Re: ever largest collection of sms for u all...... Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai, Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai, Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !! ************************ Dosti Ghazal Hai Gun Gunane Ke Liye Dosti Naghma Hai Sunane Ke Liye Yeh Woh Jazba Hai Jo Sab Ko Nahin Milta Kion Ki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane Ke Liye ************************ Sau bewafaai kubool hain ek vafaai ke liye, Sau aansu kubool hain ek hasi ke liya, hum tho mohtaj hain aapke pyar ke... Sau dushmani kubool hain aapki dosti ke liye... ************************ Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki rah mei, Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah mei, Kadam kadam par mile khusi ki bhaar aapko, Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko.... ************************ Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
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