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23rd July 2008, 07:28 AM
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 |  sms at its best..!! 5 pathanon nay mil k aik texi li 15 Din hogaye laikin kio sawaari nehe mili Q? Qn k 3 khan peechay or 2 khan aagay baith kar sawari dhoond rahay thay.  .................................................. ................................. Interviewer: Where r u born ??? Sardarji: Punjab Interviewer : Which part? Sardarji : Kya which part.. whole body was born in Punjab..  .................................................. .......................... Aik haathi aur chewnti ki LOVE MARRIAGE hoi. Kuch din baad Haathi mar gaya Chewnti boli : " Wah rii Kismat!!Chand din ki mohabat , ab sari umar qabar khodni paray gi" .................................................. ....................... Bus chali , dhakka laga.. Aik sardar aik larki pe gir para Larki boli:"Badtameez kiya kar rahe ho???" Sardar bola : " Jee B.com kar raha hon.."  .................................................. .................. aik chewenty ghar hathee ne apnay parents baijhay rishtay ki baat karnay k liy laiken wahan se oon ko inkaar hao gaya any body can tell y and what the parents of the AUNT told them the reason of not accepting the proposal they said............. .................................... lrke k................... daant.............. bahr hain.......  .................................................. .... ENGLISH TEACHER. One beautiful girl is walking on the road. dear students now change this into exclamatory sentence. The Boy (a student). OH my GOD..!! WHAT A PIECE...  .................................................. .................. Sardaar ko poori raat machairon nay bahot paraishaan kia us ka dimaagh goomaa sardaar nay zehar p lia or bola! "Ab kaato saalo sab k sab maro gay" .................................................. ............ Pathan, tEXi walay say: market jana hay kitna lay ga? texi wala: 100 rupay pathan: hamaray pas 100 rupay ni hain texi wala  hir kitna day ga?pathan: ham 30 rupay day ga texi wala: 30 may kon lay jaye ga? pathan: tum peechay baitho 30 main ham lay k jaye gaaa..  .................................................. .............................. PATI PATNI GHOOMNAY GAYE RAASTAY MAIN GADHAA GHAAS KHA RAHA RAHA THAA PATNI BOLI: WO DAIKHO TUMHAARA RISHTE DAAR GHAAS KHA RAHA HAY, NAMASTAY KARO! PATI BOLA: NAMASTAY SASUR JEEEEEE!  .................................................. .........................
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23rd July 2008, 01:53 PM
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|  Re: sms at its best..!! Aik haathi aur chewnti ki LOVE MARRIAGE hoi. Kuch din baad Haathi mar gaya Chewnti boli : " Wah rii Kismat!!Chand din ki mohabat , ab sari umar qabar khodni paray gi" nice jokes mazaa aagya |
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