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**shadenights** · 2nd May 2008, 11:33 AM

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking
but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

Three FASTEST means of Communication:

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell A Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.

Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

2nd May 2008, 11:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
shadenights Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: me Posts: 5,543	Nice sentences A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. Three FASTEST means of Communication: 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell A Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL him. Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer: On their MARRIAGE. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake. __________________

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